Kiwi Master
If the other images have not convinced you yet of the various dad babysitting fails, this one probably would. We know that fathers view the world through a different lens, and this is just one example. He was looking at his kid’s head from an angle and immediately associated it with a kiwi.
He then proceeded to put a label on his kid’s head, which is funny. Now the question is whether the dad would now decide to weigh the head next. That would be one expensive kiwi, but worth all the investment money in the world.