Not How We Do It In The States
Different nations have different customs. Though it is not fair to refer to the person as “German neighbor” and remind them what privacy means, this note is still quite funny and packed with a sense of humor.
The author didn’t specify what exactly prompted them to write the note but the mention of a request to either shut the blinds or kill the lights already implies that it is not something pleasurable to their eyes. This might not be the best way to tell our neighbors about what we feel, but it is a simple way to say to them that they can simply grab their credit card to buy something to cover their windows.