Toilet Paper Stealer
While it might be tempting to call out a suspicious neighbor for being a thief, it is best to gather circumstantial facts and approach the situation in a logical manner. Calling the police and presenting no significant evidence might be a waste of time. The best thing to do is to catch that neighbor in the act. Experts recommend making investments in a security camera so that substantial evidence can be gathered; this makes your complaint concrete.
However, this next person has probably gathered enough proof to point his fingers at a certain neighbor who stole their Amazon package. The contents? 30 rolls of toilet paper. The victim of the stealing had also found the perfect insult for the alleged stealer: a huge a**hole.