Someone Hire This Babysitter

Someone Jareth G. King has been offering his services since 1986, and it doesn’t seem that he’s stopping anytime soon. You could say that he’s made it his life’s mission, and he’s been searching for someone that’ll take him up on his offer. We’re certainly not eligible to give any advice, but we’d say that he needs to erase the part about his main office being located in a castle.

We’re not going to lie and pretend that this sign didn’t invoke some degree of curiosity and intrigue in us. Other than that, we’re not too sure why this guy is not getting any calls or inquiries about his services! He even closely resembles some old-school rock star. We just don’t know why you wouldn’t trust a David Bowie lookalike with your baby.